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April 2018

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jennitheodd:

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gh0stcity:

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

Bee confident

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

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banzaimeow:

Dude… These are badass! What amazing work!


Made by @BobaFiish on Twitter. Go show them some love, people.

These are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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guiltypleasurethreader:

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drarnegas:

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dopeluminarydreamer:

Weiss: I got Netflix for you like you asked!


Ruby: Oh awesome! I’ve been mooching off Yang’s account for years so this’ll be nice.


Weiss: Wait, what do you mean account?


Ruby: Her Netflix account.


Weiss:


Ruby: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own. They’re like, $8.

Weiss:


Weiss: Ohhh. You wanted… an account on the service…


Ruby: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait what did you buy?


Weiss:


Weiss: … Netflix

Hahaha

Weiss you dolt

… i’m missing the fucking joke and it’s pissing me off

Weiss bought the company when Ruby just wanted an account.

…… oh…..ohhhh

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drarnegas:

jjlongs-rwby-smut:

dopeluminarydreamer:

Weiss: I got Netflix for you like you asked!


Ruby: Oh awesome! I’ve been mooching off Yang’s account for years so this’ll be nice.


Weiss: Wait, what do you mean account?


Ruby: Her Netflix account.


Weiss:


Ruby: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own. They’re like, $8.

Weiss:


Weiss: Ohhh. You wanted… an account on the service…


Ruby: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait what did you buy?


Weiss:


Weiss: … Netflix

Hahaha

Weiss you dolt

… i’m missing the fucking joke and it’s pissing me off

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