We are the preeminent school for aspiring cumsluts and fucksleeves. Our expert staff and rigorous curriculum provide each of our students with the very best foundation to achieve their dreams as communal cumtoilets. Our closed campus and philosophy of constant, self-driven learning also ensure that every student is completely immersed in their studies 24/7.
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS
At SASH, all students are required to live on-campus, within one of our well-furnished, co-ed dormitories. The rooms are spacious and typically house two students per room (one male and one female). We provide all the furniture necessary, including a single large, sturdy bed with enough room to comfortably accommodate up to four people, so that students will always be able to complete their homework.
Our dormitories also include all the best amenities:
Co-ed bathrooms on each floor with large showers and custom-made urinals, for students on Cumtoilet duty.
A spacious outdoor quad with plenty of greenery and several stocks, for students to be publicly disciplined or to use when on Public Relief Station duty.
An always-open cafeteria with a fresh supply of proteins served at every meal.
CURRICULUM
SASH prides itself on maintaining the very highest standards of education and spends time individualizing the lessons for each student, to help every cumslut and cocksleeve reach their full potential.
Below is a sample of courses from our Freshman catalog, to give you an idea of the broad and exciting lessons students can look forward to:
Gymnastics 100
Music Practicum 103
Cum Toiletry 101
Calculus 201
Remedial Cum Chugging
Anatomy and Physiology
Anal 110
EXTRACURRICULAR
Of course, students also need ways to relax and recharge between lessons. SASH encourages every student to spend enough time enjoying life on the campus and interacting with their peers.
SASH has a wealth of spots and clubs that students can join. We’re world-famous for our fantastic cheer team, who tirelessly offer their cockholes to athletes and spectators alike to keep school spirit high!
We encourage students to make use of their peers’ and teachers’ bodies whenever the desire arises. Not only does it help reduce stress and build camaraderie, but it also helps students practice the many skills expected of them as future cumdumps.
We expect roommates and dorm mates to develop a close bond and to help each other strive for greater achievements. Females are expected to help their male dorm mates cum more frequently and in larger volumes. Males are expected to help their female peers learn to accommodate more cocks and deeper fucks.
GRADUATION
Perhaps the event for which SASH is most famous is the graduation ceremony held at the end of every year. Of course, our graduation requirements are unique to our mission, with no grades or strict course mandates. Instead, our beautiful town is invited to our week-long ceremony where the townspeople can evaluate the current Senior class.
Since our purpose is to mold students into the public cumdumpsters of tomorrow, it only makes sense for the community at large to determine when students are ready to go out and service the world! Over the course of the graduation ceremony, the townspeople are invited to make use of every student and pass their evaluations along to the school administrators.
Only once our class can relieve and satisfy the entire town are they considered SASH graduate material!
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