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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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gh0stcity

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

gh0stcity

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

jennitheodd

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

razorlightt

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

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my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

minero-tan

Bee confident

88thparallel

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

butterfly-bandaid

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

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