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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
naughty-rwby

nagito-nsfw asked:

Well... I guess that's Clefairy normal, it is the Internet after all! Just Lugia follower count!

sensational-sinful-stories-deac answered:

Yeah, although it’ll be a Mawile before I get to the likes of @naughty-rwby, I can see myself being here for a long while, perhaps years just Magby

naughty-rwby

OH MY GOD, BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP WITH THE SHITTY POKÉMON PUNS! MY GOD IN HEAVEN!

🤯🤣🤣

shameless-smut-n-innocence

Aw, what’s wrong @naughty-rwby? No need to get so Heatran under the collar. Those two haven’t even Bagon to Entei the realm of Shitty Pokemon Pun.

Bayleef me. XD

naughty-rwby

I WILL KILL YOU @shameless-smut-n-innocence !! 🤬

slutty-rwby

Beyleef me when i shaymin that they haven’t even bagon.

I am quite the expert on that~

You’ll have to eggsegutor them if you eant them to stop~

Anonymous asked:

The bag where Qrow bought the sexy clothes is half empty.

fiveway-of-fear-isms answered:

….. well it WAS a big bag….“ viola totally wasn’t standing by her while she wore a sexy outfit.

viola-huntress

She makes him sit on the bed “what’s wrong?” She pulls him into an embrace his head resting on his chest “is someone not able to perform?” She teases.

trio-of-terror-isms

He raises an eyebrow and puts her hand on his massive length.

viola-huntress

She smirks “my is this suppose to be my gift?” She squeezes him.

trio-of-terror-isms

He moans. “It CAN BE. I was just showing you i’m working perfectly fine~”

viola-huntress

“Good~ now your first assignment” she unzips her skirt and lets it fall to the floor. “Get me ready. Lick me~”

trio-of-terror-isms

He wasted no time in burying his face in her crotch and eating her out.

viola-huntress

Viola stands there letting do his job. “Yes~ very good Ah!”

trio-of-terror-isms

He slowly swirls his tongue in and on you.

viola-huntress

“Ah! Ah! Yes! Move your tongue more” her body shivers. She remains strong as he deepens his tongue in her folds.

slutty-rwby

He smirks and grabs her hips, spreading her legs more so he could go even deeper.

Source: fiveway-of-fear-isms
damien-kova
damien-kova:
“naughty-rwby:
“ slutty-rwby-prompts:
“ damien-kova:
“ naughty-rwby:
“ damien-kova:
“ naughty-rwby:
“ damien-kova:
“ naughty-rwby:
“I knew it!! I knew she was too good to be true! And I’m calling out @drarnegas and @damien-kova !! This...
naughty-rwby

I knew it!! I knew she was too good to be true! And I’m calling out @drarnegas and @damien-kova !! This is who you killed our beloved Ruby Rose for! She’s a liar in disguise!! 🤣🤣🤣

damien-kova

She is a beauty and a graze that was a mother before her husband turned both her and her child into robots! I will still marry her!

naughty-rwby

She is technically 10 and technically you will go to jail you perv~ 🤣🤣

damien-kova

She’s a robot. 18 was only a few years old when she was found and definitely not of age when Krillin PUT A BABY IN HER. I will marry 21. And if I have to go to jail, being my wife, she’d break me out and kill everyone who was in her way.

naughty-rwby

Fine… 😑

Have fun with her~ 😘

damien-kova

At least she can handle multiple dicks better than you~

slutty-rwby-prompts

Oh my god

Originally posted by unecarabineadescartes

naughty-rwby

@damien-kova

damien-kova

Prove me wrong~

slutty-rwby

I’d help~

Source: naughty-rwby
damien-kova
damien-kova:
“naughty-rwby:
“ damien-kova:
“ naughty-rwby:
“ damien-kova:
“ naughty-rwby:
“I knew it!! I knew she was too good to be true! And I’m calling out @drarnegas and @damien-kova !! This is who you killed our beloved Ruby Rose for! She’s a...
naughty-rwby

I knew it!! I knew she was too good to be true! And I’m calling out @drarnegas and @damien-kova !! This is who you killed our beloved Ruby Rose for! She’s a liar in disguise!! 🤣🤣🤣

damien-kova

She is a beauty and a graze that was a mother before her husband turned both her and her child into robots! I will still marry her!

naughty-rwby

She is technically 10 and technically you will go to jail you perv~ 🤣🤣

damien-kova

She’s a robot. 18 was only a few years old when she was found and definitely not of age when Krillin PUT A BABY IN HER. I will marry 21. And if I have to go to jail, being my wife, she’d break me out and kill everyone who was in her way.

naughty-rwby

Fine… 😑

Have fun with her~ 😘

damien-kova

At least she can handle multiple dicks better than you~

slutty-rwby

Oh my god

Originally posted by unecarabineadescartes

Source: naughty-rwby
damien-kova
damien-kova:
“naughty-rwby:
“ damien-kova:
“ naughty-rwby:
“ damien-kova:
“ naughty-rwby:
“I knew it!! I knew she was too good to be true! And I’m calling out @drarnegas and @damien-kova !! This is who you killed our beloved Ruby Rose for! She’s a...
naughty-rwby

I knew it!! I knew she was too good to be true! And I’m calling out @drarnegas and @damien-kova !! This is who you killed our beloved Ruby Rose for! She’s a liar in disguise!! 🤣🤣🤣

damien-kova

She is a beauty and a graze that was a mother before her husband turned both her and her child into robots! I will still marry her!

naughty-rwby

She is technically 10 and technically you will go to jail you perv~ 🤣🤣

damien-kova

She’s a robot. 18 was only a few years old when she was found and definitely not of age when Krillin PUT A BABY IN HER. I will marry 21. And if I have to go to jail, being my wife, she’d break me out and kill everyone who was in her way.

naughty-rwby

Fine… 😑

Have fun with her~ 😘

damien-kova

At least she can handle multiple dicks better than you~

slutty-rwby

Originally posted by unecarabineadescartes

Source: naughty-rwby
thelastvoidwalker

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME! I HAVE A URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT!

thelastvoidwalker

First up, It’s my birthday today! And, because I’m lazy, it’s also Voids birthday (and anyone who either read the about page or been following for long enough knows, Void HATES his birthday).

Following that, because it’s also the anniversary of the worst day in voids life, any RP started today will be angst. You have been warned.


Anyways, thanks for following me! And thank you for just checking me out in the first place.

slutty-rwby-prompts

OH MY GOD, YOU TOO?!

thelastvoidwalker

SHARED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by butteryplanet

slutty-rwby-prompts

FUCK YEAH

thelastvoidwalker

*Breaks something* WHOOOOOOO!


*Discreetly tries to fix the thing I broke*

slutty-rwby-prompts

WOOOOOO" also breaks something

Qrow just groans angrilky as he fixes it.

thelastvoidwalker

*Void is in a dark corner drinking alcohol like it was going out of style*

slutty-rwby-prompts

Tai and qrow walk over. “You gonna be okay dude?”

thelastvoidwalker

Void: Yeah… Just trying to not remember the worst day of my existence……. I’ll be better tomorrow…..

slutty-rwby-prompts

They pat his head and neo hugs him.

thelastvoidwalker

*Void stiffens before continuing drinking*

slutty-rwby-prompts

Neo stays in his lap.

thelastvoidwalker

*He looks like he’s annoyed, but he’s actually grateful.*

slutty-rwby-prompts

Neo enjoyed annoying people so even if he was annoyed, she’d still be here.

thelastvoidwalker

*After a lot of Booz, void finally is drunk enough to break down into tears.*

slutty-rwby

Void gets snuggles from everyone here.

rwby-erotica
rwby-erotica

Happy birthday @slutty-rwby-prompts

It had been a long day for Winter. Between having to help the General with military stuff and having to deal with multiple questions about the SDC, she just wanted to relax. In a very specific way.

She got home and the first thing she did was get her scroll out to call Qrow, the one person that could help her. And of course he was smug about it, the bastard, but it was what Winter wanted. No what she needed.It didn’t take long for him to get to her place.

“So you need me huh Ice Queen?” Qrow asked with a smirk as he walked into Winter’s apartment. She cringed at the nickname but nodded.

“That’s why I called you over Qrow.” She said coldly. Qrow just chuckled and walked over to her.

“Then lets get started.” He suddenly pulled her into a hot kiss and picked her up by her waist, carrying her to her bedroom and throwing her onto her bed. He crawled over her and growled in her ear. “You’re being very compliant today, Winter. Good girl.”

Winter shivered at his words and brought Qrow in for another kiss. He pulled away and pinned her to the bed roughly. He then proceeded to tear her clothes off until she was completely naked. He then got himself undressed.

“Tell me what you want. I want to hear you say it.” He said smugly. Winter bit her lip, but obeyed.

“I want you to fuck me Qrow. I want you to fuck me hard.” Winter said, avoiding eye contact. Qrow chuckled again.

“As you wish.” Qrow then pushed his large cock inside of Winter’s pussy and began pounding into her roughly. They both moaned out in pleasure.

Qrow never faltered or slowed down as he thrusts in and out of Winter like a piston. He’s enjoying making her scream for him and grinned knowing he was the only one who could make her scream like this.

They went at it for hours before Qrow knew he was at his limits. He thrusted as fast and hard as he could, and then filled her to overflowing with his seed. Winter screamed at the top of her lungs and came just as hard as as Qrow had.

After that Winter felt much better and she kicked Qrow out as soon as he was dressed. He didn’t mind though. All he had to do was wait for her next call.

slutty-rwby

… e-excuse me for a moment.. i need to uhm… tend to some things.

(Holy shit thank you)

thelastvoidwalker
brunhiddensmusings:
“ greatfulldedd:
“ pizzaismylifepizzaisking:
“ legend-of-sora:
“ kazu-kuns-corner:
“ ultrafacts:
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I’m buying a castle.
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ultrafacts

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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I’m buying a castle.

legend-of-sora

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

greatfulldedd

brunhiddensmusings

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs

it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity

they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

Source: ultrafacts