RWBY Characters as told by Ghira Belladonna
Ghira: Are you gonna introduce me to your friends sweetheart?
Blake: I’ve told you all of them already.
Ghira: I’ll try to remember from what you told me.
Blake: Well, you know Sun.
Ghira: The disappointment, yes.
Blake: That’s Yang.
Ghira: The stupid one.
Blake: There’s Weiss.
Ghira: The one that’s always uncomfortable.
Blake: This is Ruby.
Ghira: The small girl.
Blake: The quiet one is Ren.
Ghira: The quiet one, yes.
Blake: The one crushing him to death is Nora.
Ghira: Ah yes, Ren’s totally-not-but-totally-is girlfriend.
Blake: The red haired one is Pyrrha.
Ghira: The one with the nice legs.
Blake: And that’s Jaune.
Ghira: …
All: …
Jaune: Uh-
Ghira: Wait, wait, wait! Don’t give me any hints!
All: …
Ghira: …The one with the sword.
Jaune: *sigh* Yeah, pretty much.