GUESS WHAT, CHUCKLEFUCKS! IT’S AMERICA DAY AND THERE ISN’T A GOD DAMN THING ANY ONE OF YOU FRENCH-CANADIAN CUCKS CAN DO ABOUT IT~
Now, let’s have ourselves a good, ol’ fashioned BBQ, fuck some grade-A ‘murican pussy, and piss the neighbors off by shooting Chinese-made balls of fire into their garden for our entertainment!


GOD BLESS AMERICA
